After the recent death of Essosouli Loshnuule, the Hryleena Souli voided all contracts she had previously signed, as is there custom. Most businesses in the UEE who deal with the Banu, are accustomed to this expected upheaval, and take it in stride. This time however, something unexpected happened.
When Kirreela took up the leadership and became Essosouli of the Hryleena Souli, he specifically asked the Prime Organizer of the Nassau Trading Company, if NTC would represent the Souli inside the Empire.
This news did not sit well with Miriam Cheatem, long standing partner in the advertising firm, Willie, Cheatem & Howe, who was overheard by several witnesses, screaming at the top of her lungs, “Is he out of his tiny little mind?!?” upon first hearing the news that the ad agency that had represented the Souli for the last six Essosouli, was being replaced by the freight hauling giant.
Later public statements from Willie, Cheatem & Howe, through a PR agency, downplayed the reaction, and wished both NTC and the Souli a profitable partnership.
When asked, Essosouli Kirreela simply replied, “NTC do good.”.
Whether that was a comment on how well NTC transports cargo, or a plea that they represent the Souli well, is anyone’s guess.
The Prime Organizer for NTC released a statement that read in part, “While NTC is not an advertising firm, we are known for our unorthodox marketing. We will do our best to represent Hryleena Souli, known as ‘Crazy Sully’, and Essosouli Kirreela, within the Empire, to the best of our ability.”
Only time will tell if the company that promises to get your package across the Empire on time, will also be able to get you to buy from Crazy Sully.
Source: Spectrum Dispatch