Crazy Sully Gets New Representation In The Empire

After the recent death of Essosouli  Loshnuule, the Hryleena Souli voided all contracts she had previously signed, as is there custom. Most businesses in the UEE who deal with the Banu, are accustomed to this expected upheaval, and take it in stride. This time however, something unexpected happened.

When Kirreela took up the leadership and became Essosouli of the Hryleena Souli, he specifically asked the Prime Organizer of the Nassau Trading Company, if NTC would represent the Souli inside the Empire.

This news did not sit well with Miriam Cheatem, long standing partner in the advertising firm, Willie, Cheatem & Howe, who was overheard by several witnesses, screaming at the top of her lungs, “Is he out of his tiny little mind?!?” upon first hearing the news that the ad agency that had represented the Souli for the last six Essosouli, was being replaced by the freight hauling giant.

Later public statements from Willie, Cheatem & Howe, through a PR agency, downplayed the reaction, and wished both NTC and the Souli a profitable partnership.

When asked, Essosouli Kirreela simply replied, “NTC do good.”.

Whether that was a comment on how well NTC transports cargo, or a plea that they represent the Souli well, is anyone’s guess.

The Prime Organizer for NTC released a statement that read in part, “While NTC is not an advertising firm, we are known for our unorthodox marketing. We will do our best to represent Hryleena Souli, known as ‘Crazy Sully’, and Essosouli Kirreela, within the Empire, to the best of our ability.”

Only time will tell if the company that promises to get your package across the Empire on time, will also be able to get you to buy from Crazy Sully.

 

Source: Spectrum Dispatch

UEE Navy Makes Ships Available

The UEE Navy today, took the unprecedented step of allowing the Hryleena Souli to purchase decommissioned ships directly from them at auction.

Until now, auction buyers had to be UEE Citizens, or militias and groups on the frontier of UEE space. Alien species, even long-term friendly species, such as the Banu, were not allowed direct access to the Navy auctions.

Many insiders speculate that the recently passed Hu’Xa legislation, and the expected economic benefit it is supposed to bring, were at the core of the decision to allow a Banu Souli into the Naval Ship Sale. Opposition members claim that this is just another example of Imperial coffers being filled with alien credits, in an effort to continue funding the Synth World Project.

In either case, former Imperial war ships, from fighters all the way up to Capital Ships, may soon become available to the public, at a fraction of their normal price, through the Souli, commonly known as “Crazy Sully”.

 

Source: INN